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Caption, please…

Old Lady Crashed
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103 Responses to “Caption, please…”

  1. Jaclyn Says:

    How’d I get in here????

  2. Scooter Says:

    Her navigator had said “hard left”…

  3. Sue Says:

    You can go anywhere in a hover-round!

  4. JohnnyO Says:

    Friends dont let Friends drive Jazzy’s

  5. philo Says:

    Perhaps Evil Knevil needs to hire a new ramp tester for his newest and latest feat: the daring “city construction jump!”

  6. Bob the Buj,der Says:

    why did she fall in the ditch?

  7. daniele Says:

    This is real off-roading!

  8. RONBO Says:

    The yellow zone is for loading and unloading only. Guess which one I’m doing!

  9. bob Says:

    Biatch get out of my fuckin way i`ll run you over biatch

  10. rach Says:

    help! ive fallen and i can’t get up!

  11. Nate Says:

    One more reason not to fall asleep behind the wheel.

  12. Bob Says:

    Well there’s yer problem!!

  13. George W. Bush Says:

    We must keep that old lady in the ditch till she can accomplish her mission. To pull her out now would send a mixed message to her, and undermine her morale.

  14. Cj Says:

    Thought i noticed a slight shortcut… oops.

  15. Brad Says:

    An elderly woman wearing a pair of blue wings descended upon — and destroyed — a helpless SUV this morning.

  16. ghostman Says:

    “Help, I broke my new veeHickle – it’s called a um, a tilt-a-hurl. No, a Tip-over. I mean, Tilt-a-Whirl.

  17. Nat Says:

    All the kings horses and all the kings men…couldn’t put Margie back together again

  18. lee Says:

    damn i knew captian morgan was good

  19. Chris Smack Says:

    Help ive fallen and i cant get up!

  20. Nicole Says:

    Yeah, I drove my shit into a ditch so what. What the fuck are you looking at.

  21. Beav Says:

    After coming out of retirement to work construction Dorothy sadly realizes she can no longer handle her 6-pack-at-lunch like she did when she was 65

  22. Bob Says:

    Woman from the Dirty Duo. Caught and thrown in a ditch.

  23. ciaran Says:

    hmmmmm… i think i hit a small stone

  24. ciaran Says:

    i thought it was a cliff…i tried to commit suicide but then realised…i left the kettle on took a turn a poof a magic hole appeared

  25. ciaran Says:

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooo i will reach that penny down there

  26. larry w Says:

    A stunt not even a dare devil would attempt!

  27. Bob Says:

    That’s the last time I mix prune juice and Red Bull for breakfast.

  28. Tombo Says:


    this isn’t the way to the farmers market.”

  29. ilovenaps Says:

    I love old people more than water its self

  30. Bobbie Says:

    Here kitty kitty kitty no dont run from me! i promise i wont stick my finger up your asshole any more! no dont jump in the hole!! oh no ill save him!!! oh my fuckin god im stuck! push kitty push!!

  31. Joey Says:

    I like mash pataters!

  32. katata Says:

    They told Martha not to boardslide that rail…

  33. randomperson Says:

    CACTUS?????

  34. charlee n sarah Says:

    thought i would of made it

  35. Lynn Says:

    I TOLD those fellows to pick up their legos before they went home. I TOLD them!

  36. derek Says:

    i must of token a wrong turn in albuqueque

  37. ANONYMOUS Says:

    YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

  38. Hattie Says:

    I Dont Want To Make A Fuss. Just Leave Me Alone.

  39. Mark Says:

    Even the best drivers can loose control on machines with this much power!

  40. Manny Says:

    Idaho!!! Ya you Da Hoe

  41. Manny Says:

    NO you can usually drive right over 10 foot cracks

  42. Manny Says:

    yeah she stoopid
    \

  43. Manny Says:

    stupid blonde bitch

  44. ryan silverwood Says:

    i dropped my weed and i can not reach it

  45. Zakitar Says:

    “Oh no,not again”

  46. pauleyboy Says:

    lee Says:

    April 24th, 2007 at 10:16 am
    damn i knew captian morgan was good

    !! lol

  47. hoho Says:

    “hay love , can you see if you can get my 2p that io droped”

  48. Katie-o Says:

    If they put them gates to the lest sum more I wouldn’t be here right now!!!!

  49. Katie-o Says:

    This wasn’t here 20 yeras ago! I come back to my home town and everything has changed

  50. Katie-o Says:

    I thought I was haveing a bad dream

  51. Katie-o Says:

    LADY-Am I alive????
    LADY-Is that Jesus???
    LADY-Oh crap thats just a police!
    LADY-Would you like some cookies with milk??
    POLICE-Yep she’s alright!

  52. Satan Says:

    Judging by the reactions of the two men this is an everyday occurance.

  53. leroy Says:

    quick bury her no need to wait.

  54. Lozzer Says:

    Wrinkled Evil

  55. mike Says:

    It seems as if the crash dummy began to breath after impact.

  56. herman Says:

    “Let’s go to Tom on the scene. Tom…”
    “Thank you Jane. Today’s highspeed chase ended when the suspect driving a red 03′ Rascal veered into the barracades, after escaping from the monthly senior’s trip to the zoo. The barracades, and Ethel’s plastic hip sustained the most dammage. Back to you Jane”

  57. my dad Says:

    this one didn’t handle as well as the blue one i used to have! ha!

  58. VANESSA MASSI Says:

    Well, I Guess This Proves That Woman Cant Drive !! (((i guess my dad wasnt yelling at her for no reason)))

  59. martin Says:

    OH SHIT, I thought I was in 4 wheel drive!!!Now where is that lever?

  60. James Says:

    where were your glasses lady LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  61. tige Says:

    listen this shows just how bad drink driveing is in this country

  62. Old Bag Says:

    “I knew I shouldn’t have had the V-8″

  63. cedler Says:

    Councils test state of the art technology in a bid to speed up roadworks and reduce traffic congestion.

  64. katrina Says:

    ” dont you just wish the ground could swallow you up during the embarrasing moments in your life!”

  65. Kate Says:

    mapquest said this was the way!

  66. Zed Says:

    Mrs Jenkins falls off the wagon again.

  67. Peggy Says:

    ” I swear I just had one Beer, why won’t you believe me?”

  68. Tim Counts Says:

    That motherfucker came out of nowhere!!!!!!

  69. Ellie Says:

    i guess i shouldnt of had that vodka..

  70. Mimi Says:

    Drink driving is out of control!

  71. Pablo Says:

    ” I’m not drunk ociffer “

  72. John Says:

    “I refuse to pay parking!”

  73. Terrance Says:

    “AGING GRACEFULLY”

  74. Laura Says:

    “Adrenalin Junkies” – 10.00pm Fridays, on Channel.4

  75. Louise Says:

    Schumackers Gran went for the 8th title for the family trophy shelf in her ferrari off roader. “no-one mentioned they were still building the track!”

  76. anna Says:

    this pld lady i stoldly relaxed maybe she caused the acciedent

  77. The Golden Goose. Says:

    I might be old, but at least I don’t wear green pants.
    So I’m definitely cooler than that cop.

  78. Postoolio Says:

    This is an example of the MAN trying 2 hold us down!

  79. Dan Says:

    Oi!! you two, i’m not on a tea break you know!! get me out of here, i’m gonna wet myself!

  80. Glenn Says:

    Sadly, moments after this photo was taken, the old lady had to be put down…

  81. Tom Says:

    Despite severing her spine in four places, Betty was more concerned she had squashed her crumpets.

  82. Jes Says:

    Damn Rodies

  83. T. Carter Says:

    Who spiked the fucking Ensure?

  84. luke Says:

    se what happens when you drink drive

  85. luke Says:

    old people speed

  86. Kev Says:

    Damn battery must be flat, I jumped it easy on the way into town …

  87. Sammmy Says:

    Fill her up please, yeah, the yellow fuel. What? isn’t this the filling station?

  88. zigjaw Says:

    i cant move. . . zzz

  89. yup Says:

    The power steering must of went out.

  90. Brad 91 Says:

    “I’m going to beat coultard…I’m going to beat coultard!”

  91. brad Says:

    i cnt stop, the throttles stuck!! BANG

  92. Crystal Says:

    Help me out of here! I gotta get to Bingo!!!!!

  93. Jean-Marie Says:

    “I have fallen and I can’t get up”

  94. Jean-Marie Says:

    “Isn’t it nap time ?”

  95. Ian parton Says:

    bloody hell she on the crack again

  96. Ian parton Says:

    i knew the road would crack under my weight

  97. stavato Says:

    if she had 4 wheel drive she could pop right out of there

  98. stavato Says:

    im doing a speech on should sinor citizens retake there road test and eye examn and this realy helps

  99. Joe Nobody Says:

    Dammit Grandma, I told you the ground will open up for Hell to swallow you whole, but you never listen! You old gremlin!

  100. Colonel Panic Says:

    “Well don’t just stand there, stupid! Go call a tow truck!”

  101. Zoe Says:

    Clearly, Sat.Nav for mobile scooters needs a little bit of working on…..

  102. Becky Says:

    “Damn, I thought this thing had 4-wheel drive!!”

  103. Steve Joseph Says:

    “It’s a JEEP Thing, you wouldn’t understand” :-)