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Elderly woman unscathed after being run over by a train

LISBON (AFP) – An elderly woman has walked away without a scratch after being run over by a train in Portugal.

Maria Delores Ramos, 77, slipped as she attempted to cross the railway near her home in the northern village of Barroselas, the daily Jornal de Noticias reported.

She could not get up on her own as she suffers from arthritis in her legs, so she sat in the middle of the track to wait for someone to pass by.

But when a train approached she decided to lay down after her frantic waving failed to get the attention of the conductor, Ramos told the newspaper

“I started to pray and ask God for forgiveness for my sins. But when I saw that the first carriage passed over me and didn’t touch me, I realized I was safe. And I survived,” she said.

The train stopped a little further ahead and the conductor got out of the train and helped Ramos, a mother of seven, to crawl out from under one of the carriages.

“Other people quickly arrived and raised me off the ground and held on to me but I told them I didn’t need need them to hold on to me, that I could stay up on my own,” she said. “I can brag that I survived being run over by a train.”

7 Responses to “Elderly woman unscathed after being run over by a train”

  1. ilovenaps Says:

    what the hell?? i guess he was so old he started to turn into a rock

  2. william jagerhiemer Says:

    Um…thats unbelievable. Back at my home country, there was this man who everybody said was the strongest man ever. He could lift four grown men with on arm. But one day, my friend Girda said that he could never stop a moving train. So this man stood in the middle of the railroad trackks until de train arrive. He stood completely still while the trian hit him. all he manage to do was slow the train down for few second. He broke forty seven bones and dislocate four his toes.

  3. Sub atomic moto master Says:

    What da hell its a she not a he. you gender unnoticing ass wipe

  4. Margret Says:

    HA HA AHA HA how ever funny!!!

  5. LESHYRASM Says:

    WOW LOL!!!!

  6. Carrie Says:

    OMG LOL!!!! THANK THE LORD SHE’S OKAY!!!!!!

  7. lauren Says:

    fum=nny stuff

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