Below is our collection of favorite old people sound clips. They are mostly classic prank phone calls involving old people. To listen with the built-in flash player, click on the play button graphic next to each call. If your browser doesn't support this, just click on the title of the call instead.
Mildred's Roof Mildred is fed up with my calls and threatens to shoot me in the hiney with a shotgun.
Oh no I'm not! We tell an elderly woman that she'd better pay for the pizza she just ordered or else and she has the nerve to get all huffy with us.
Aw, go to hell! We accidentally dial one digit off from our friend Joe's number so we figure he must live next door to this guy. This guy doesn't agree. Listen for his nifty reference to rotary dialing!
Linus Pole We call up an old man and ask him a lot of silly questions. He has a hard time hearing us.
Bill Gates' Mother Back in '97 I was having some problems with my newly installed Windows 95. So I looked up Bill Gates in the phone book. He appeared to be unlisted, but I found what I assumed to be his mother instead.
Mildred Monday Mildred can't understand why she's getting charges on her bill from herself.
Alex Carbon Old Man Alex is a little ticked off about the problems he's been having with the phone company lately.
Alex Carbon Again El_jefe tries his luck at selling Alex Carbon a new calling card. He doesn't get very far, though.
Ride Home? El_jefe tries to explain something to an old deaf man and his confused replies to us are hilarious.
PLA Radio's Celebrity Prank Calls This is a 12 minute episode of PLA Radio which is co-hosted by an unwitting old person. The host calls up a random old person and forces him to be a co-host for the entire show. Listen as the host asks the old man gripping questions, such as, "How long have you been old, Orvil?"
PLA Radio Old Man Promo This is a promo for PLA Radio which features a funny old man, as RBCP tries to talk him into subscribing to the show.
