Two elderly muggers are robbing bank customers after squirting them with liquid POO.
The dirty duo – believed to be a husband and wife aged around SEVENTY – offer to help clean up their victims before snatching their cash.
Albert and Doreen Croucher lost £4,000 as they left a bank after making a withdrawal at Eastbourne, East Sussex, last month.
Mr Croucher, 58, said: “I felt this blast from the buildings above us. The smell was instant and vile.
“Just then a lady came over with tissues and helped clean it off. It was only later that I realised she had fleeced me.”
The theft is the third in a few weeks in Sussex.
Other attacks in Brighton have netted £11,500.
A police spokeswoman said: “This is a such a shitty crime.”
Just kidding, the police spokeswoman actually said: “This is a totally repulsive crime.” But it would have been funnier the other way.
May 17th, 2007 at 6:22 am
what the ****. Dumb *** people doing some dumb *** ****. They are really stupid *** people. Dumb *** people
June 18th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Carl hoover Yer a dunb #@$ PIECE OF ****in **** i Hope you die That is some of da funniest **** i ever heard
October 17th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Chocolate sprinkles, hopefully.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
I hope all you sad b*stards will never get old. I hope you all die very young.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! okay, i wouldn’t be laughing if i were me but OMG! HAHA!